Slonik Dreams

Dear coworker,

2008-05-15T20:41:33Z

if you need help removing the GIGANTIC STICK UP YOUR BUTT, please let me know. I would really like to watch. XOXO, your fabulous friend

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A happier post? About cats.

2008-05-09T00:11:30Z

From the string of posts tagged "annoyances" and the fact that it stands out most prominently in my tag cloud, I think I am going to write a happy post. About cats. I volunteer at a no-kill cat shelter called the "Cat Adoption Team." Is it the la...

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A story about a GUY and his LAWNMOWER

2008-05-07T01:59:02Z

Just thinking about all the crap that happened today makes me want to go throw rotten eggs at certain people. I thought the throwing-rotten-eggs craving wouldn't hit until Day 5 of Two Hell Weeks, but, alas, too much crap in one day. It started w...

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Annoying event of the day (and it's only 11am)

2008-05-06T17:42:50Z

Boss saunters in to work at 10:15am (we start at 8:30, did you know?). Chats with the admin downstairs. Then runs upstairs with the flower invoice I just submitted for his signature, all, "Why is this so expensive? Last year I checked and it was t...

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How to annoy me even more

2008-05-02T23:45:41Z

List my email wrong on something important. Like a registration form. So when people have questions, they email somebody else (unfortunately, the 'wrong' email is owned by a mean, unhelpful person), don't get a reply, and then get pissed at me.

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Annoying question of the day

2008-05-02T18:25:47Z

"Do you know of any professors that are interested in bird-watching?"

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I can vote! and all that other stuff!

2008-04-30T21:20:16Z

Finally! Some fun information for anybody out there who still thinks becoming a citizen is a piece of cake. Time that it took from the time application was sent in until the day of the oath: TEN MONTHS Cost of application: $595 Number of times...

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I have a problem asking God for help

2008-04-29T23:16:54Z

Big deal - I am becoming a citizen tomorrow morning!! I had my citizenship interview today, and after many "no, I am not a habitual drunkard," and "no, I have never solicited prostitution," and "no, I am in no way associated with the Communist Par...

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In Honolulu, throwing up

2008-04-25T19:08:54Z

How convenient that I started throwing up about an hour into my six-hour flight from Portland to Honolulu. What a friggin brilliant idea that my body had to make sure I lost those two extra pounds on my belly and was prepped for the beach. Today w...

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I have an idle citizen?

2008-04-07T18:23:01Z

Productive things I did this weekend: --taxes (mostly expletives follow so use your imagination) --volunteered at a cat shelter and helped adopt four wonderful kitties Unproductive things I did this weekend: --played "rise of nations" for a reall...

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