Slonik Dreams

Obama!

nobody@vox.com(Slonik) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:35:29 -0700

Congratulations, to Obama and to all the supporters. What a beautiful race it has been. It's too early to celebrate total victory in this primary season. But this would be the good time to write proudly the number 2119 on your forehead, dance in t...

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Interrupted by a flying penis

nobody@vox.com(Slonik) — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:15:12 -0700

I hope someday, somewhere, somebody figures out how to smuggle a flying penis to a Bush speech. It would make my day. In the meantime, this will do: Russian politics

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OMG PONIES!!!!!1!!1

nobody@vox.com(Slonik) — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:39:18 -0700

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Dear coworker,

nobody@vox.com(Slonik) — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:41:33 -0700

if you need help removing the GIGANTIC STICK UP YOUR BUTT, please let me know. I would really like to watch. XOXO, your fabulous friend

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A happier post? About cats.

nobody@vox.com(Slonik) — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:11:30 -0700

From the string of posts tagged "annoyances" and the fact that it stands out most prominently in my tag cloud, I think I am going to write a happy post. About cats. I volunteer at a no-kill cat shelter called the "Cat Adoption Team." Is it the la...

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A story about a GUY and his LAWNMOWER

nobody@vox.com(Slonik) — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:59:02 -0700

Just thinking about all the crap that happened today makes me want to go throw rotten eggs at certain people. I thought the throwing-rotten-eggs craving wouldn't hit until Day 5 of Two Hell Weeks, but, alas, too much crap in one day. It started w...

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Annoying event of the day (and it's only 11am)

nobody@vox.com(Slonik) — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:42:50 -0700

Boss saunters in to work at 10:15am (we start at 8:30, did you know?). Chats with the admin downstairs. Then runs upstairs with the flower invoice I just submitted for his signature, all, "Why is this so expensive? Last year I checked and it was t...

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How to annoy me even more

nobody@vox.com(Slonik) — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:45:41 -0700

List my email wrong on something important. Like a registration form. So when people have questions, they email somebody else (unfortunately, the 'wrong' email is owned by a mean, unhelpful person), don't get a reply, and then get pissed at me.

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Annoying question of the day

nobody@vox.com(Slonik) — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:25:47 -0700

"Do you know of any professors that are interested in bird-watching?"

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I can vote! and all that other stuff!

nobody@vox.com(Slonik) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:20:16 -0700

Finally! Some fun information for anybody out there who still thinks becoming a citizen is a piece of cake. Time that it took from the time application was sent in until the day of the oath: TEN MONTHS Cost of application: $595 Number of times...

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