http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/posts/page/1/ I look for a life with an Rrraaashan ekcent en Vox Thu, 15 May 2008 13:41:33 -0700 Copyright 2008 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/dear-coworker.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Slonik) http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/dear-coworker.html?_c=feed-rss http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/dear-coworker.html?_c=feed-rss Thu, 15 May 2008 13:41:33 -0700 if you need help removing the GIGANTIC STICK UP YOUR BUTT, please let me know. I would really like to watch. XOXO, your fabulous friend <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/dear-coworker.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d414339ce43c7f00fa967518eb0002?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> work http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/a-happier-post-about-cats.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Slonik) http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/a-happier-post-about-cats.html?_c=feed-rss http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/a-happier-post-about-cats.html?_c=feed-rss Thu, 08 May 2008 17:11:30 -0700 From the string of posts tagged "annoyances" and the fact that it stands out most prominently in my tag cloud, I think I am going to write a happy post. About cats. I volunteer at a no-kill cat shelter called the "Cat Adoption Team." Is it the la... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/a-happier-post-about-cats.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d414339ce43c7f00e398f7d1fd0005?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> cats happiness http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/a-story-about-a-guy-and-his-lawnmower.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Slonik) http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/a-story-about-a-guy-and-his-lawnmower.html?_c=feed-rss http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/a-story-about-a-guy-and-his-lawnmower.html?_c=feed-rss Tue, 06 May 2008 18:59:02 -0700 Just thinking about all the crap that happened today makes me want to go throw rotten eggs at certain people. I thought the throwing-rotten-eggs craving wouldn't hit until Day 5 of Two Hell Weeks, but, alas, too much crap in one day. It started w... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/a-story-about-a-guy-and-his-lawnmower.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d414339ce43c7f00f48cf59dfc0003?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> hell http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/annoying-event-of-the-day-and-its-only-11am.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Slonik) http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/annoying-event-of-the-day-and-its-only-11am.html?_c=feed-rss http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/annoying-event-of-the-day-and-its-only-11am.html?_c=feed-rss Tue, 06 May 2008 10:42:50 -0700 Boss saunters in to work at 10:15am (we start at 8:30, did you know?). Chats with the admin downstairs. Then runs upstairs with the flower invoice I just submitted for his signature, all, "Why is this so expensive? Last year I checked and it was t... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/annoying-event-of-the-day-and-its-only-11am.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d414339ce43c7f00f48d142ebc0001?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> work annoyances http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/how-to-annoy-me-even-more.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Slonik) http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/how-to-annoy-me-even-more.html?_c=feed-rss http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/how-to-annoy-me-even-more.html?_c=feed-rss Fri, 02 May 2008 16:45:41 -0700 List my email wrong on something important. Like a registration form. So when people have questions, they email somebody else (unfortunately, the 'wrong' email is owned by a mean, unhelpful person), don't get a reply, and then get pissed at me. <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/how-to-annoy-me-even-more.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d414339ce43c7f00f48cf43e990002?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> work annoyances http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/annoying-question-of-the-day.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Slonik) http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/annoying-question-of-the-day.html?_c=feed-rss http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/annoying-question-of-the-day.html?_c=feed-rss Fri, 02 May 2008 11:25:47 -0700 "Do you know of any professors that are interested in bird-watching?" <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/annoying-question-of-the-day.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d414339ce43c7f00f48cf42d3b0002?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> work annoyances http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-can-vote-and-all-that-other-stuff.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Slonik) http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-can-vote-and-all-that-other-stuff.html?_c=feed-rss http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-can-vote-and-all-that-other-stuff.html?_c=feed-rss Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:20:16 -0700 Finally! Some fun information for anybody out there who still thinks becoming a citizen is a piece of cake. Time that it took from the time application was sent in until the day of the oath: TEN MONTHS Cost of application: $595 Number of times... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-can-vote-and-all-that-other-stuff.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d414339ce43c7f00f48cf39aed0003?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> ukraine citizenship http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-have-a-problem-asking-god-for-help.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Slonik) http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-have-a-problem-asking-god-for-help.html?_c=feed-rss http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-have-a-problem-asking-god-for-help.html?_c=feed-rss Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:16:54 -0700 Big deal - I am becoming a citizen tomorrow morning!! I had my citizenship interview today, and after many "no, I am not a habitual drunkard," and "no, I have never solicited prostitution," and "no, I am in no way associated with the Communist Par... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-have-a-problem-asking-god-for-help.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d414339ce43c7f00f48d11fe040001?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> absurdity ukraine citizenship http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/in-honolulu-throwing-up.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Slonik) http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/in-honolulu-throwing-up.html?_c=feed-rss http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/in-honolulu-throwing-up.html?_c=feed-rss Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:08:54 -0700 How convenient that I started throwing up about an hour into my six-hour flight from Portland to Honolulu. What a friggin brilliant idea that my body had to make sure I lost those two extra pounds on my belly and was prepped for the beach. Today w... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/in-honolulu-throwing-up.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d414339ce43c7f00f48cf1f2290003?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> work hawaii peace love and happiness http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-have-an-idle-citizen.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Slonik) http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-have-an-idle-citizen.html?_c=feed-rss http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-have-an-idle-citizen.html?_c=feed-rss Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:23:01 -0700 Productive things I did this weekend: --taxes (mostly expletives follow so use your imagination) --volunteered at a cat shelter and helped adopt four wonderful kitties Unproductive things I did this weekend: --played "rise of nations" for a reall... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://slonikdreams.vox.com/library/post/i-have-an-idle-citizen.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d414339ce43c7f00f48cec455c0002?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> work annoyances nubbin