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    <updated>2008-05-06T17:42:50Z</updated> 
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    <subtitle>I look for a life with an Rrraaashan ekcent</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>Annoying event of the day (and it&#39;s only 11am)</title>   
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         Boss saunters in to work at 10:15am (we start at 8:30, did you know?). Chats with the admin downstairs. Then runs upstairs with the flower invoice I just submitted for his signature, all, &quot;Why is this so expensive? Last year I checked and it was t...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>How to annoy me even more</title>   
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         List my email wrong on something important. Like a registration form. So when people have questions, they email somebody else (unfortunately, the &#39;wrong&#39; email is owned by a mean, unhelpful person), don&#39;t get a reply, and then get pissed at me.     <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Annoying question of the day</title>   
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         &quot;Do you know of any professors that are interested in bird-watching?&quot;     <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>I have an idle citizen?</title>   
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         Productive things I did this weekend: --taxes (mostly expletives follow so use your imagination) --volunteered at a cat shelter and helped adopt four wonderful kitties  Unproductive things I did this weekend: --played &quot;rise of nations&quot; for a reall...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>The end????</title>   
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         Hey, so I&#39;m a little concerned here. My wrist appears! to be broken. By appears I mean there is all the proof but for the x-rays which come in tomorrow. It certainly hurts like a bitch. And given that it&#39;s been broken three times before, and that ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>I want to chew on furniture when...</title>   
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         ...the folks downstairs pick up the phone and call me instead of IT or a technician. I&#39;m an international affairs major. No, I don&#39;t know how to fix the printer.    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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