I hope someday, somewhere, somebody figures out how to smuggle a flying penis to a Bush speech. It would make my day.
In the meantime, this will do:
For anybody who is into blogs, this video is obligatory. If you don't watch it, somebody hack into your email and send porn to everybody in your address book, the space bar will start sticking, and you will have to connect to the web using dial-up aol FOREVER.